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NPC Army Athletic Shorts

$50.00$52.50

ā€œNPCā€ stands for ā€œnon-player character.ā€ Itā€™s a satire of those who remain asleep during the Great Awakening. Donā€™t be the NPC. Donā€™t be a Zombie. Stay woke, always. These athletic shorts work great for running, swimming, weight-lifting, or participate in any other activity that pops in your mind.

ā€¢ 96% polyester, 4% elastane (fabric composition may vary by 2%)
ā€¢ Fabric weight: 5 oz/ydĀ² (169.5 g/mĀ²)
ā€¢ Four-way stretch water-repellent microfiber fabric
ā€¢ 6.5ā€™ā€™ inseam
ā€¢ Elastic waistband with a flat white drawstring
ā€¢ Mesh side pockets
ā€¢ Blank product components in Mexico sourced from China and Mexico
ā€¢ Blank product components in the EU sourced from China and Lithuania

ā€œNPCā€ stands for ā€œnon-player character.ā€ Itā€™s a satire of those who remain asleep during the Great Awakening. Donā€™t be the NPC. Donā€™t be a Zombie. Stay woke, always. These athletic shorts work great for running, swimming, weight-lifting, or participate in any other activity that pops in your mind.

ā€¢ 96% polyester, 4% elastane (fabric composition may vary by 2%)
ā€¢ Fabric weight: 5 oz/ydĀ² (169.5 g/mĀ²)
ā€¢ Four-way stretch water-repellent microfiber fabric
ā€¢ 6.5ā€™ā€™ inseam
ā€¢ Elastic waistband with a flat white drawstring
ā€¢ Mesh side pockets
ā€¢ Blank product components in Mexico sourced from China and Mexico
ā€¢ Blank product components in the EU sourced from China and Lithuania

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