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NPC Army Athletic Shorts

$50.00$52.50

“NPC” stands for “non-player character.” It’s a satire of those who remain asleep during the Great Awakening. Don’t be the NPC. Don’t be a Zombie. Stay woke, always. These athletic shorts work great for running, swimming, weight-lifting, or participate in any other activity that pops in your mind.

• 96% polyester, 4% elastane (fabric composition may vary by 2%)
• Fabric weight: 5 oz/yd² (169.5 g/m²)
• Four-way stretch water-repellent microfiber fabric
• 6.5’’ inseam
• Elastic waistband with a flat white drawstring
• Mesh side pockets
• Blank product components in Mexico sourced from China and Mexico
• Blank product components in the EU sourced from China and Lithuania

“NPC” stands for “non-player character.” It’s a satire of those who remain asleep during the Great Awakening. Don’t be the NPC. Don’t be a Zombie. Stay woke, always. These athletic shorts work great for running, swimming, weight-lifting, or participate in any other activity that pops in your mind.

• 96% polyester, 4% elastane (fabric composition may vary by 2%)
• Fabric weight: 5 oz/yd² (169.5 g/m²)
• Four-way stretch water-repellent microfiber fabric
• 6.5’’ inseam
• Elastic waistband with a flat white drawstring
• Mesh side pockets
• Blank product components in Mexico sourced from China and Mexico
• Blank product components in the EU sourced from China and Lithuania

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